Monday, July 5, 2010

10 REASONS TO BE SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Monday, July 5, 2010


You may feel really hard to read this but this seems to be easier than believing GIRLS which may play you around for a "joy" and "money"........................ so here you go folks



Here’s every chance your babe is legit, totally trustworthy and perfectly honest. So why are you reading this, then
  • He’s lying to you You lie to her all the time, too. Especially about your overwhelming desire to stare at naked women who aren’t her. Just so long as you’re aware you’re getting a filtered version from her, as well… 
  • She’s acting strangely Are there phone calls she doesn’t answer when you’re around? Does her mood swing between giddy empowerment and crippling, silent guilt? Then there’s a very slight chance she’s shagging the rest of the team. And by slight, It mean “massive”. 
  • She doesn’t trust you either
    That’s why she asks questions like: “How do I compare to your exes?” and “Would you still be attracted to me if I lost both legs in a hideous skiing accident?” She knows you’re shallow and flaky, and your feeble attempts to pretend otherwise just aren’t convincing. Regardless, it’s game on.This sounds so stupid that every girl on this earth will ask those sort of questions and believe me Girls are called "QUESTION BANK" with a queries that cannot be solved by once and nor for ever
  • She’s still “friends” with her exes
    Anyone who’s ever bedded a virgin will tell you that, between the nerves and the lack of practice, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. But it’s better than knowing your chick’s exes are still out there, especially if they’re “friends”believe me I say FRIENDS. And if she ever says you needn’t worry, take that as a sign to get your worrying cap on.


  • She’s just like your mother
    If she looks the part, makes your lunch and kisses you before you go to work, come back home doubting on you calling and testing " HONEY WHERE ARE U" or while on when u are going to bed at night, you’ve got a problem. Ditch her and replace her with a therapist. As i do believe she will be ur next mother and u will not be her boy any more rather than a SON................................... 

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